Just a chocobo with opinions

I am most certainly not a genderbent chocobo furry. That would be incredibly weird and I assure you that I am not weird. all of that was a lie.

becausebirds:

Gizmo the cat tells Mrs. Eagle to bug off.

(Source: youtube.com)

bitofsmidgen:

I’m taking over your cage Smidgen!
Here’s for biting my eye just now. Bibi enjoys her first shower in Smidgen’s cage.

bitofsmidgen:

I’m taking over your cage Smidgen!

Here’s for biting my eye just now. Bibi enjoys her first shower in Smidgen’s cage.

(via yousuredolovecock)

riordam:

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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This is some sort of nightvale shit

(via pyrategross)

stavekoff:

Do you guys think that maybe Korra got shitty ratings and was pulled because it’s….bad?

the answer is yes

Let’s take all the lessons we learned in seasons one and two about how bad it is to force things to happen, then forget them as we force all the airbenders to be airbenders.

becausebirds:

biologizeable:

In today’s news I will never not find feeding crows hilarious

how i act with carrots and hummus

becausebirds:

There’s a joke here somewhere. x

There isn’t a moment that goes by that I don’t wish Hilary would announce her candidacy. I need her to be President. Imagine all the male tears it would extract? Imagine what it would be like to have a president who is damn near loved around the world, even in countries where women take a subservient role in society? Man I really hope she announces her intent.