Just a chocobo with opinions

I am most certainly not a genderbent chocobo furry. That would be incredibly weird and I assure you that I am not weird. all of that was a lie.

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via thestraightcarpenter)

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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(via themancalledcyclops)

Imagine GLaDOS as a GPS though

balladoftarby:

mishadash:

the-chilz:

"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations….

tally-art:

Night Watchmen’s Tour! (Rothenburg, Germany)

That’s the guy who was on Rick Steves!

tally-art:

Night Watchmen’s Tour! (Rothenburg, Germany)

That’s the guy who was on Rick Steves!

trupie:

shemlen-fuckup:

Ok so people might say the dating system in Harvest Moon is unrealistic but tbh if some nice person just gave me flowers every day for a damn year I’d probably fall in love with them

Please don’t give the neckbeards ideas

But Andy you’re m’lady!

(via themancalledcyclops)